"This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." - Dorothy Parker

THE ULTIMATE ALERT



Captain Clock, six-thirty sharp.
A single punch to turn him off.

The floor above with shower song?
I think of waves and turn around.

Coffee fumes afloat? I snooze.
Ditto radio with belching news.

That bladder bulge I do deplore 
is the only alarm I can’t ignore!

Damn.

 

Audrey J. Burge